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Tuesday, August 27, 2013

The Top 10 Hottest Women on Dallas/Fort Worth TV

   Miley Cyrus wouldn't make this list.
   Nor her dirty foam finger.
   To be included on my (sorta) annual list of the Top 10 Hottest Women on Dallas/Fort Worth TV candidates must 1) Regularly appear on local TV; 2) Be professionally classy; 3) Be walking-down-the-street smokin' hot.
   Watched MTV's Video Music Awards and Billy Ray's spawn is 0-for-3.
   As you may have already surmised, this isn't a heady post. It's shallow. And sexist. Sue me.
   (My girl Sybil would obviously be on this list. But that would be some sort of conflict of interest, and her guest appearances on KTXD's The Broadcast aren't yet "regular.")
   This list has nothing to do with the experience and deliveries of local TV stalwarts like Campos and Clarice, and everything to do with those that wow us daily on the boob tube with their charisma and, um, charm(s). Ya know, the women that make us stop and watch, no matter what they're gabbing about.
   Yeah, these women ...

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42 comments:

  1. Conflict of interest that you had two of these chicks in your pool? Can't really argue with these, I'd do 1a and 1aa, Drolen is bananas.

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  2. Colleen Coyle is my number one!

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    1. Really dig Colleen's husky voice.

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    2. Agreed. She is so sexy. And she also seems like she's a pretty cool chick. Unlike most of the snobs on the list.

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    3. Zero snobs on this list. Or else they wouldn't be on this list.

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  3. Dude, you are trying everything in your power to facilitate a threesome with one of Sybil's friends. Drolen cleeeeeeeeearly takes the cake here...

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    1. And you would blame him for this because?...

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  4. No love for Ch. 4's Jennifer Myers??

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  5. Nice list...I still miss waking up to Megan Henderson on a daily basis...well, at least seeing her on Fox 4 every morning.

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  6. Glad to see Natalie Solis on your list but she should have been #1. And where is Remeisha Shade???

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  7. It's my personal opinion that Fiona is way overrated.

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    1. Fiona gets points in that "I'm willing to try ANYTHING" earthy girl kind way...

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  8. Natalie Solis should be higher than 9, can you do a recount

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  9. No love for Karen Borta or Tracy Kornet? And if Megan Henderson were still in D/FW, she wins with ease.
    -JC

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  10. Whitney Drolen is #1,2,3, and then everyone else. I know you are buds with Susy Solis, but c'mon...#4? You need to do an ad for Kleinmann/Evangelista vision correction.

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  11. Heather Hayes???? I thought this was the Hottest, not the oldest. Week Whitt, weak. I agree with number 1, but Colleen should have been above Heather Hayes for god's sake!!!!

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    1. Don't forget Turkey Neck....

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  12. Really dude? Isn't Fiona Gorostiza Sybil's best friend?

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  13. Give me the fat chick.

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  14. what about ramisha shade? she already has a cool stripper name, and i like that dark meat #whiteboy

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  15. I think they're all lucky Jane McGarry isn't still on the air. :-)

    -Dan in Glen Rose, TX

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  16. No Tammy Dombeck? Those sweater cannons turn every TV into a 3D TV.

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  17. Go Figure...Whitt makes a biased list. What else is new? Do you ever write anything genuine, Whitt? Fiona and Susy Soils are friends with Sybil, hence why they are so high on his list.

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  18. Hey Richie Can we increase this list to all the news gals in DFW? Like an NFL power ranking table.. re ranking every couple of weeks to see who is the powerhouse

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  19. Forgot Lindsay Wilcox....

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  20. here's a list of women that's been in your pool, or you want in your pool

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  21. I would put Kristi Scales on the this because she the the best NFL sideline reporter, and she does the local broadcast.

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  22. Wow, Colleen Coyle at #9? Natalie Solis at #8? Bogus list.....

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  23. No love for Cynthia Izaguirre.

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    1. Gross. Why so she can just repeat her last name to you over and over until you enunciate it to her liking?

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  24. Good Lord. Heather Hayes? Maybe 15 years ago. Saw her once at an Arlington church. Let's just say it isn't the age...it's the miles. And she has both.

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  25. Lindsay Wilcox is very sexy in person.

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  26. Could disagree more with the Anonymous downer comment about Fiona. I met her and her bf at a party and they were far and away the cutest and most affable couple there. She's not just hot, she's an adorable person.

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    1. *Couldn't* lol. So much for the power of Preview.

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    2. Pts for Daryl!

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    3. That is absolutely true Daryl - they are both friendly, intelligent and beautiful! I have had the opportunity to spend some time with them as well.

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    4. Fiona is a wonderful complete package. Gorgeous

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  27. Since the Time-Warner CBS11 fiasco I've become intrigued with Samantha Davies. I like petite but Drolen has me drooling.

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  28. Agreed - Fi is a knockout!!

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