I hate that Tom Landry coached there and Bill Parcells coached here.
I hate Lawrence Taylor and Phil Simms and Michael Strahan.
I hate their stupid nicknames like "G-Men" and "Jints."
I hate they claim Pat Summerall and Vince Lombardi and Jim Thorpe.
I hate Eli Manning's face and Victor Cruz's Salsa.
I hate that Everson Walls and Chris Canty and even Jason Garrett played there after playing here.
I hate their smug, elitist fans and media, and that they play in an entirely different state than their name.
But mostly, I admit, I despise the New York Giants because they've beaten the Dallas Cowboys in eight of the last 11 meetings and went 4-0 at Cowboys Stadium. And in 2009 as New York christened the stadium in Arlington with Lawrence Tynes' game-winning field goal, an entire row of New York media stood and cheered.
When reminded that NFL policy prohibits cheering in the press box, one writer hooted "Who cares?!" while another flung a stack of papers into the air as they gleefully, classlessly exited to the locker room.
I love New York.
But I really hate the Giants.
So ... if you can’t beat ‘em, steal ‘em?
I hate Lawrence Taylor and Phil Simms and Michael Strahan.
I hate their stupid nicknames like "G-Men" and "Jints."
I hate they claim Pat Summerall and Vince Lombardi and Jim Thorpe.
I hate Eli Manning's face and Victor Cruz's Salsa.
I hate that Everson Walls and Chris Canty and even Jason Garrett played there after playing here.
I hate their smug, elitist fans and media, and that they play in an entirely different state than their name.
But mostly, I admit, I despise the New York Giants because they've beaten the Dallas Cowboys in eight of the last 11 meetings and went 4-0 at Cowboys Stadium. And in 2009 as New York christened the stadium in Arlington with Lawrence Tynes' game-winning field goal, an entire row of New York media stood and cheered.
When reminded that NFL policy prohibits cheering in the press box, one writer hooted "Who cares?!" while another flung a stack of papers into the air as they gleefully, classlessly exited to the locker room.
I love New York.
But I really hate the Giants.
So ... if you can’t beat ‘em, steal ‘em?