Illegally Getting Paid For Autographs is a Superhero Power? Who Knew?

   You can read Deadspin's digging on Johnny Manziel.
   Peruse my latest take on how Johnny got to be such a Goofball.
   Or, you can close your eyes, be blind to the truth, and pretend he's a ... Superhero?
   If you squint just a little you can see this Texas Monthly cover a tad differently ...