Whether you're at the end of your coffee, your day, your week or even your rope, welcome to Whitt's End
*So -
according to Shan and Choppy on my old station - the night after the Rangers get eliminated by the Rays, their brass has a meeting in Arlington. At some point Nolan Ryan and Jon Daniels start discussing Jackie Moore's role. Then debating, then arguing and next thing you know Ron Washington has to step in to keep it from escalating into a physical confrontation. Proving that JD has the ultimate power, Moore was fired. While I disagree that Moore doesn't have a valuable place on Wash's bench, I've said it before and I'll say it again: Ownership - and fans - should covet the GM and let Big Tex mosey out of town. Besides, really? At age 66 Nolan still thinks the best way to resolve disputes is to put people in a headlock? Embarrassing.
*Tony Romo has thrown one interception in 151 passes. Last year at this time he'd thrown eight interceptions in 152 passes. If you wanna continue blaming him for the Cowboys' mediocrity go ahead. But I tell you why you're wrong to do so over at
NBC 5's Blue Star Blog.
*Hook, um? Texas needed a couple lucky breaks to beat Iowa State by one point last night. First, the Hail Mary for a touchdown to end the first half. Then the bad call at the goal line in the final minute. Jonathan Gray's knee wasn't down when he had the ball stripped from him by the Cyclones' linebacker. Should've been a fumble. Should've been ball game, and an Iowa State win. While ISU coach Paul Rhoads was fittingly fuming, Mack Brown was somehow giddy about his team: "I'm so damn happy tonight. I'm really excited about moving forward." UT, 2-0 in the Big 12, moves forward to Saturday's annual battle against OU in the Cotton Bowl. Where it will get demolished. Speaking of Texas, it really bothers me that the rounded numbers on their helmets don't match the numbers with angled corners on their jerseys. Anyone else?
*After offering details of Randy Galloway's dwindling radio career, I realized 103.3 FM ESPN has afternoon baseball today. That means he's down to one final show: Monday 3-6. That's assuming the station will bump baseball to one of its sister stations to make room for one last Cowboys' overreaction Monday of the icon's career. I'm told that the new afternoon show on ESPN will be Matt Mosley, paired with a partner who is an in-town guy and a "familiar voice" to Metroplex radio listeners.
*Three gigs I believe we waaaay overrate: Tap-dancing, DJing and orchestra conducting. In tap-dancing, the wildly animated foot movements never quite match the sound, and I think the swinging arms are merely designed to distract us from the lack of synchronicity. If you think about, DJs aren't really creating anything unique. They're just taking others' music and morphing them together. It'd be like a "master chef" who simply serves two restaurants' signature dishes ... on the same plate. And do we really need a conductor giving direct, demonstrative cues to a professional orchestra? If you're at that level as a, say, violinist, you've played Beethoven's 5th a gabillion times. You pretty much know the song. The Dallas Symphony Orchestra, for example, needs a conductor about as much as I need an editor hovering over my keyboard and pointing his cocky wand to the C as I begin to type Cowboys.
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*Behind Dirk Nowitzki, my favorite NBA player is Derrick Rose. Love his attacking style. Love his no-nonsense demeanor. He's back on the court for the Chicago Bulls this preseason. It's been a minute hasn't it? Because of his torn ACL, last time I got to watch Rose play (April 28, 2012), Johnny Manziel was still playing quarterback for Kerrville Tivy High School.
*Looks like our 100-degree days are Dead & Gone for 2013. In fact, how about a high Saturday of 70 and lows over the weekend in the 40s? Sounds like perfect weather for an open roof for Broncos-Cowboys. I admit the cooler weather feels like a temporary respite, but as a guy who loves the summer heat it's always sad to sense the commencing of us putting on more clothes and more pounds for the approaching winter.
*Is it possible to have a chronic, even terminal hamstring? Miles Austin might be a medical miracle.
*Just because you don't agree with me on a particular point doesn't mean I'm "trolling." Just means we disagree on a particular point. And, while we're at it, telling me to "stick to sports" on my own blog is a bigger waste of time than telling Jerry Jones the owner to fire Jerry Jones the general manager. Not happening. You wouldn't voluntarily walk into McDonald's, peruse their diverse menu, and yell "stick to burgers!" Or, I dunno, maybe you would.
*Found a vehicle on our roads almost as useless as the White Truck. The street sweeper. Saw a couple of them on 121 Thursday moving at about 2 mph, sending dust flying from under them. I just don't get the concept and purpose. Is the street sweeper's job to make sure the shoulders of America's highways are spotless? Because, if so, that's preposterous. It's like a guy with two broken ankles blowing off rehab to spend time spit-shining his shoes. (Wait, I went out late with Sybil last night and woke up early, did that make any sense at all?)
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*Broncos 34, Cowboys 24. Dallas' pass defense has surrendered an NFL-high 10 touchdown passes. Guaranteed that number climbs Sunday in Arlington.
*I'm barely technically savvy enough to keep this blog running, but I have a great idea: Tape-measure App for a smartphone. Out at Pizza Buzz this week I've needed one three times.
Anybody know if this one works?
*Stumbled across an old friend on Twitter. Some of you old-timers might remember the name Susie Woodhams? She wrote for the
Dallas Times Herald in the '80s and '90s, pairing with Mickey Spagnola on the newspaper's Cowboys beat opposite Ed Werder/Tim Cowlishaw at the
Morning News and Me/Mike Fisher at the
Star-Telegram. She then moved onto an eight-year career on Channel 8 as one of Dale Hansen's reporters.
These days she's an expat writing books in France. Very cool.
*If you're a little drowsy today like me - partying with Sybil at Plano's Blue Martini is my excuse - this diddy (yep, by a DJ) will put a pep in your step:
Showtek's "Booyah".
*This weekend? Saturday morning is tennis, followed by something I do about once a year but always enjoy it: Bowling. Sunday is Cowboys-Broncos. Look for smiling face Sunday on NBC 5. Don't be a stranger.